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I'm in the middle of attempting to acquire acquiring health insurance and, well, the last time I was this frustrated with our health care system I ended up with all four of the Play Arts FF12 figures. So. In an attempt to keep myself off of eBay (but not the internet; I'm not that strong) I went looking for fanfic (porn fanfic = acceptable alternative to toys, REALLY, BRAIN, BELIEVE ME).

And I found it. Found it a lot, it was a veritable fanfic breakthrough, of epic proportions. Or lj-cut proportions. At least.

Wednesday:
Descriptions coming when coherency returns.

[Bleach] Green Knight by Vialana (Orihime/Ichigo). Orihime never got to find out what Kurosaki-kun thought his stalkers were like because they were suddenly attacked as a toilet exploded. Read it through to the end.

[Deathnote] Death Note Post Script: an Unofficial Blooper Reel by moonythestrals (Light/L). That's the last time the illustrator thinks it's a good idea to draw L eating a banana. I meant it when I said I don't read L/Light anymore, honest. Except for this one.

[HikaGo] A Whole New Apocalypse by bookshop (Akira/Hikaru). “The problem,” says Hikaru through clenched teeth, “is that I can’t stop touching Touya, and sooner or later he’s going to want to know why.

[HikaGo] Name by bookshop (Akira/Hikaru). Hikaru. He tries the name out faintly; his voice stumbles over it. It doesn't suit Shindou, he thinks.

[HikaGo] The Rumor Mill by harukami (Akira/Hikaru). Hikaru whipped out his fan, pointing it at Akira as if the extra distance would help make his point. "Well, obviously if they think we're gay, they're not thinking it because of me!"

[HikaGo] A Suitable Memorial by harukami (Akira/Hikaru). There was a game already on the goban, Akira saw, clearly unfinished." Sequal to The Rumor Mill.

[Reborn!] Vulgar by dual_avi (Gokudera/Tsuna). So, you've just given away your virginity to a stranger with beautiful eyes and vulgar lips and the prettiest ass you've ever seen on a guy, ever.

[Reborn!] Chinko by dual_avi (Gokudera/Tsuna). Or he could blame this on Yamamoto. 'Cause okay, Reborn may be the cause of all evil in the world, but this one? No, Tsuna's got to give all the credit to Yamamoto for this one.

[xxxHolic] July by evherie (Doumeki/Watanuki). He’s rather sure that was just about to succeed in stuffing a drenched piece of reed up Doumeki’s nose when the world suddenly spins and stops into him realizing that he has at some point climbed Doumeki like a tree.

[xxxHolic] Every Macho Cell In Revolt by ficcentricity (Doumeki/Watanuki). It was a good confession, all things considered.

More coming as I read them - I don't have work tomorrow, I don't have to sleep. ETA: Have discovered bookshop's memories (all 3738 of them, pinch me), really will be up all night.



Also, I've remembered (I've been humming it for the past half hour, just noticed) - I started on 'Once Upon a December,' from Anastasia, with my voice teacher today. I love this song. The humming shall continue.