Ted: Booster, you are not having sex with Future-boy. Booster: Common, Ted, lighten up and live a little! How often do you get to sleep with someone from another dimension? Jack: Much more often than you'd think, around here. Ted: *ignoring Jack* What about Gladys? You don't want to make her mad at you. Booster: Gladys likes hearing about my sexual conquests. She likes it best when I have photos for us to re-enact. Ted: Why do you insist on telling me things about your sex life that I will never be able to scrub from my brain? You're doing this to punish me, aren't you? Booster: You could participate, too, you know. Captain Harkness seems like a pretty kinky guy. I bet he's into threesomes. Ted: *primly* I am keeping myself pure for Wonder Woman. Jack: Actually, Amazons seem to prefer it when men are experienced. Ted: How do you know. Jack: Experience.
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Date: 2009-07-09 07:34 pm (UTC)Booster: Common, Ted, lighten up and live a little! How often do you get to sleep with someone from another dimension?
Jack: Much more often than you'd think, around here.
Ted: *ignoring Jack* What about Gladys? You don't want to make her mad at you.
Booster: Gladys likes hearing about my sexual conquests. She likes it best when I have photos for us to re-enact.
Ted: Why do you insist on telling me things about your sex life that I will never be able to scrub from my brain? You're doing this to punish me, aren't you?
Booster: You could participate, too, you know. Captain Harkness seems like a pretty kinky guy. I bet he's into threesomes.
Ted: *primly* I am keeping myself pure for Wonder Woman.
Jack: Actually, Amazons seem to prefer it when men are experienced.
Ted: How do you know.
Jack: Experience.