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Porn! Pron for- well, at least five people!

So over on my LJ flist,

thehoyden put up a porn roulette post in attempt to give away some of her porn. And at first I was sad I saw it too late to comment! But then I remembered that I have too much porn as it is. That I can never seem to get rid of (even though it's quality stuff! The porn market on eBay seems to have bottomed out, is all). And I'm moving soon. So I'm gonna copy her instead.

How to play:

1.) You must live in the U.S.
2.) You paypal me $5 for shipping
3.) I send you a mystery box of BL manga (all Japanese language, folks)! And maybe some random doujinshi. YOU DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHY IT'S PORN ROULETTE.
4.) Limited to the first five commenters.

Possibly I will do another one (or a shonen roulette or a shojo roulette or... really, I have a lot of manga) once we see how this one goes.

Comment away! I'll PM the first five with questions and details.

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Cool! I'll bite!

Awesome! I'll PM you in just a mo'.

got 'em!

:has no sense of self-preservation, apparently, as I don't even read Japanese:

:raises hand anyway:

I don't know much Japanese either, to be honest, but all you really need to do is ~picture read~. Heh. Will PM you in just a moment!

You know, you could totally do a short entry pointing here over at

sharethelove.

(Why yes I *am* going to be totally unrelentingly obnoxious about the comm. ^^)

I'm pretty bemused that you cannot seem to get rid of your free porn.

[shrugs] Three people signed up and I ended up sending them most of it (except some of Maki Murakami's doujinshi, which no-one will admit to wanting and I suspect I will have to burn. It's one of those things you don't want people to find in your house after you die, you know? [looks at it askance]) so it's all good. I will know better then to try and give away porn in the future!

What, like Gravitation Remix? *blinks slowly*

When someone asks you who in your circle of friends is totally shameless, you say "Oh, Z. Who else?"

I once *showed* a scanlation of Gamerz Heaven Director's Cut TO MY DAD, okay?

[I need a "CLEARLY YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME" icon.]

Yeah, the Gamerz Heaven Director's Cut, that'd be the one. I picked it up for $5 from an ebay seller that didn't know what they had and now I can't resell it.

You are in Germany, you didn't enter.

AHAHA I KNEW IT.

Volume 2 is even more hardcore though. At least I vaguely remember it being more hardcore.

I didn't enter because I didn't think I could?
I wanted to make it perfectly clear for the five real entrants (ha. haha.) that I'm not taking away a spot. You know. I would have entered otherwise. ;P

And it was not actually you who just left a comment here, email notification, why did you tell me otherwise?

Ah what the hell. I'm in.

The fun'll be keeping it out of sight of my sisters. I'm sure my parents have figured out by now that I read porn, but my sister's fourteen and went a couple thousand dollars in debt to visit Japan last summer. If she sees the intriguing-looking manga and my parents catch her, there will undoubtedly be hell to pay.

\o/ If you like, I can try sending books with boring covers. If I have any.... anyway, PMing you with details!

They're here, thanks!

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